Restroom Quotes

I passed a cow-orker who was entering the restroom. He said to me, "Time to send a fax to the main office."

A cow-orker was fond of calling the associates in the office Bud or Sport or even Sporty. One day, intent on giving me a new assignment, he followed me into the men's room, and as I was standing at the urinal, he said, "Hey, Sporty, whatcha workin' on?"

A co-worker was in the bathroom, doing his business at the urinal when another manager walked in and said, "Looks like there's a new Sheriff in town!" The manager was referring to our newly hired PHB. This so freaked out my cow-orker he couldn't finish.

As I entered the restroom, a cow-orker who had just finished his business, turned to me and said, "Oh, hey, Brent, I was just thinking about you."

At my last job, just as I was entering a restroom, a cow-orker said, "Say, can I grab you when you're done?"

Created on ... February 06, 2003